This blog is not for the weak hearted. Not suitable for young; discretion is advised.

I just saw what is now my new favorite episode of South Park.

I’m not going to say what it is called yet because I didn’t know when I was watching it. Maybe some of you have seen it.

But there was a rat called wikileeks running a website telling all the gossip within South Park. He even spread rumors about non humans. I was not really paying attention to the episode and could not tell you how it ended, but that’s what makes what happened even more amazing.

Wiki was spreading rumors about a ghost fish.

I don’t know the story or where he came from or why he was relevant to the story, but he looked very intelligent, he was older with an Asian sensei beard. Think the teacher from kill bill vol. 2 who taught the bride everything she needed to get out of the coffin.

He said that they accused him of having relations with a younger fish and making her perform bass to mouth.

I.

Died.

Then he went on to say he didn't make her do anything she didn’t want to do. But Wiki really crossed the line when he said they did ass to trout.

Brought back to life.

To then again die.

I mean when I said laugh til you die…I died. I don’t even l know why. I laughed till I cried for about 5 minutes straight. I could even speak. And every time I said ass to trout or bass to mouth I started the uncontrollable laughter again.

Right now I am laughing, but I’m in company so I can’t do it to loud since I can’t explain the story very well. So I’m laughing quietly, but it’s still pissing my friends off hahahaha!

I don’t know how Trey Parker or Matt Stone do it. But they find exactly what I need. My sisters thought I was crazy; and even I thought I was forcing it and it probably wasn’t that funny…then I found out the episode is called Bass-to-Mouth.